TV : A Friend You Can Always Count On, A Friend Who Always Accepts You For Who You Are

"TV Always Accepts You For Who You Are.
Even If You're Not 'Cool'.
Even If You're Not Attractive.
Even If You're Not Funny, Exciting, or Interesting,
TV Still Accepts You For Who You Are,
And Will Still 'Hang Out' With You,
Tell You Interesting Stories, Entertain You,
Make You Laugh And Cry,

TV Is A Friend You Can Always Count On To Be There For You.
TV Recognizes You As A 'Human Being',
Even If There Is Supposedly Nothing Remarkable About You,
TV Knows That There Is Limitless, Untapped Potential In You,
And That You Deserve To Be Shown And Share In All The Wonders Of Existence,
Because, You Deserve To Be Stimulated To Grow."